Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is pleased to report that the apple of his blogging eye has returned. She has returned and shows us a photo of her breast adorned with some winged trinkets. Pschaw! If she had wanted breast-adorning trinkets she had to do nothing but ask your Maximum Leader and he would have provided many more. And he might add, many more much classier trinkets. Where did she get those? Some sort of gum-ball contraption at a grocery store? Or did she exploit some Mexican for them.

Unlike the Poet Laureate, who purged the fair Anna from his blogroll; your Maximum Leader couldn’t bear to do it. Yea verily he did drop her farther down the blogroll, but it was all a ploy you see. A ploy to make her post. And it seems to have worked.

Excursus: Hey your Maximum Leader is still holding out hope for Minion & Lackey and The Grand Vizier too. But not for much longer he fears.

Well, your Maximum Leader hopes Anna will make time to post with some regularity. He’s certain that the holidays will provide much material with which she can work.

Carry on.