The first person to convincingly assign blame to the Bush White House wins a free moonbat t-shirt.

How does one mishandle bull semen?

Yes… That is the burning question now isn’t it?

How does one mishandle bull semen?

Throw some on a blue dress.

(Then again, some folks might say that that was sperm well used.)

Kevin

Not just any old bull semen, mind you, NORWEGIAN bull semen.

There’s a Monty Python sketch in there somewhere, I just know it.

That’ll teach ya. You could at least get her a little time with Mr. Norwegian Bull so she can get some fun out of the deal. Trust me, the semen end of things is *not* the fun part.

Brian:

Is your cow a goer? Does she like Norway?

Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

Muhuhahahhahahhaa. The plan has worked. That’ll teach you to kick me outta that grubby barn of yours, Smallholder!

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more, say no more….

Spurned, sullen Sadie sabotaged Svarstad’s special semen?