The Defeat of Superman
Lex Luthor triumphed. Superman’s lifeless body hung limp from the unusual rope around his neck.
“How did you do it?†a bystander asked.
“Simple actually. I discovered that Clark Kent was really Superman. Then I bribed Kent’s cleaning lady to give me all the vacuum cleaner bags out of Kent’s apartment. I paid extra for paper towels she used to clean the shower. I collected the loose hair that I found in the trash and fashioned them into a rope. The rest is… Tragedy…†Luthor’s voice trailed off before he started laughing.
