Smallholder’s Single Chick Detection Methodology

Mention you have a cow.

The organic hippie chick granola hotties will be all over you like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

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DaveH said:

Horses work too, but tend to attract women who are high maintenance…



Funny, I just mention I’m hung like a horse. part my mono-brow with my tongue and the ladies come running from miles away.



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