Smallholder’s Single Chick Detection Methodology
Mention you have a cow.
The organic hippie chick granola hotties will be all over you like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
Mention you have a cow.
The organic hippie chick granola hotties will be all over you like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
Horses work too, but tend to attract women who are high maintenance…
Funny, I just mention I’m hung like a horse. part my mono-brow with my tongue and the ladies come running from miles away.