Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader hopes that the subject line of this post is not off-putting to many of you. There will be no NSFW stuff in this post. Just some links.

Did you know that consuming caffeine might boost a woman’s sex drive? Well… At the least female rats who had more caffeine were also found to want some luvin’ more often than those rats who didn’t get hopped up on caffeine. So, ladies be sure to have some coffee and a few cokes before coming to visit your Maximum Leader. He’ll provide chocolate if that floats your boat.

Guess what else? Having a TV in the bedroom reduces the amount of sex a couple has. Call your Maximum Leader crazy, but that little bit of information seems self-evident. From personal experience your Maximum Leader can verify that when Mrs. Villain watches tv in the bedroom the shows she chooses cause your Maximum Leader to fall asleep. The reverse also appears to be true.

Excursus: For those of you wondering how control of the bedroom remote is determined… It is a first come first serve basis.

According to Barbara Ellen, “no-strings attached” sex is popular again in Britain. Riddle your Maximum Leader this… From a man’s perspective has “no-strings attached” sex ever been unpopular?

Anyhow… There it is… A little sex post. Hope you enjoyed it.

Carry on.