Scientific proof… That MD drivers are bad…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has long held that Maryland drivers suck. For many years he thought this was just another battlefield in the ongoing “Virginia v. Maryland - which is better” war. From time to time others would make comments about bad Maryland drivers. (For some reason Robbo and FLG jump to mind.)

Now GMAC Insurance has done a study across the whole US measuring how well drivers knew basic road safety rules. Here are the results if you are interested. Well guess what… Virginia is 21 and Maryland is 40. (DC is 44.)

There. Maryland drivers suck. QED.

Carry on.

Polymath said:

Virginia drivers suck too, but at least they’re predictable.

I should take offense to that… But I’ll let it pass. I realize that arguing in the general to the specific rarely turns out as it should. I know a few good drivers in Maryland… But they all moved to Maryland from somewhere else.

Generally predictability in driving is a positive trait…

Fear and Loathing in Georgetown said:

You were right to include me. Maryland drivers have indirectly paid for the first year of Miss FLG’s college via the swear jar.

The only two accidents of which I’ve been the victim were both caused by Maryland drivers. Rat bastards.

maggie said:

Old news. Statistics from years past have shown that Maryland wins the Leadfoot Contest. Virginia comes off better because our highways are full of police cars, local and state! For them, the errant driver is Ticket Quota Heaven.

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