August 23rd, 2005
Scarlett and the Paparazzi

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that Scarlett Johansson sideswiped a car in the parking lot of Disneyland in an attempt to get away from 4 SUVs full of paparazzi.

Sweet mother! 4 SUVs following her? What the hell? Does the President have 4 SUVs full of Secret Service agents with him when he leaves the White House? Great Jeezey Chreezey people.

Your Maximum Leader feels badly for Scarlett Johansson. He believes her to be a talented actress with a great career in front of her. Indeed, he was disappointed to read the Minister of Propaganda’s one word review of The Island. He had hoped that it would be better. (He still might rent it.)

Indeed, your Maximum Leader is taking a liking to Ms. Johansson. He owns “Lost in Translation” and loves it. He has also seen “In Good Company” - which he didn’t really care for. But he enjoyed watching Scarlett. He might rent “Girl with a Pearl Earring”. It looks like a chick flick. Mrs. Villain will enjoy it - and your Maximum Leader can just watch Scarlett if it fails to keep his interest.

If Scarlett Johansson wants to “get away” from the paparazzi for a while, she is welcome at the Villainschloss. Your Maximum Leader will keep those nasty photographers away…

Carry on.

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3 Comments
The Minister of Propaganda said:

If you’d like a one-word review of Ms. Johansson herself, I can give you that, too: it starts with ‘b’ and rhymes with ‘itch.’ And I think her acting is mixed (”Lost in Translation” and “Ghostworld” = great, “In Good Company” and “The Island” = mindnumbingly horrible.) You’re better off with Ms. Hewitt, dear Maximum Leader.

23.08.05 um 12:04 pm


The Maximum Leader said:

I’ll consider myself disabused of my momentary fascination…

I’m still more fascinated with Ms. Hewitt…

23.08.05 um 1:50 pm


Lynn S said:

I liked “Girl With a Pearl Earring”. The sets were amazing. I think that’s what most fascinated me about the movie. It’s like the set designer read my mind. Vermeer’s studio is exactly like I always imagined it. Of course, everything else in the movie is complete fiction. Nobdy knows who the girl with the pearl earring really was.

24.08.05 um 10:48 pm


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