Poop and Gas

While this may be the domain of the BigHominid, the proverbial can of worms has been opened.

It’s a great moment in a parents life when a kid stops using diapers and begins to take pride in using the toilet. It’s even a happier moment when ones daughter comes into a room fulll of people and declares “I went big giant poopies!” or maybe “Daddy, I went green poopies!” It also leads to those moments where I wonder “What the hell did you eat today?” or maybe “I didn’t give her peanuts for lunch…”

It’s also a joyous moment in a fathers life when your child, for the first time, leans over while breaking wing in order to achieve maximum volume. I don’t think mothers care too much for that.

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