Packers Joke

John Elway, after living a full life, died.

When he got to Heaven, God was showed him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window.

“This is yours for Eternity, John,” said God, “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”

Elway did feel special, and walked excitedly up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a green and old sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Packers logo flag, and in every window, a cheesehead.

John looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the hall of fame.”

God said, “So what do you want to know, John?”

” Well, why does Brett Favre get a better house than me?”

God chuckled, and replied, “John, that’s not Brett Favre’s house — it’s mine!”

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Oh please. That joke came out in 1997 when the Broncos beat the snot out of the Packers in the SuperBowl, only God’s house is Orange and Blue and Brett Favre is the one who dies….

Sheesh. ;)



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