Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw on the news wire that John Allen Muhammad, the DC Area Sniper for those of you not in the know, is being forcibly fed and hydrated.

Only in our great republic can a man on death row in one state be force fed and hydrated so that he may stand for another trial in second state. The outcome of the second state’s trial may well result in the man being on death row in two states…

Rest easy loyal minions knowing that in the Mike World Order executions will be carried out with greater speed. Also, as it is a World Order there may not be these jurisdictional issues.

Carry on.