One-Word Movie Reviews: The Extended Director’s Cut Edition

In honor of the fact that I worked as crew on one of this week’s movies, welcome to the Extended Director’s Cut Edition of One-Word Movie Reviews: TWO word reviews! Enjoy the extra depth and clarity of vision that only an extended version of the original work can bring you. . .

In Theaters:
The Constant Gardener: f***ing superb
Pretty Persuasion: f***ing convoluted
Just Like Heaven: f***ing okay

Viewed at home:
Kontroll: f***ing shrewd
Dead Leaves: f***ig frantic
Overnight: f***ing cautionary
The Boondock Saints: f***ing indulgent

F***ing Believe.

4 Comments

With all the f***ing going on it sounds like the MoP is in the “Adult” Film Industry.

Lets just Fabienne isn’t really Jeff Gannon in disguise. I bet he’s really Ron Jeremy! Ronny is that you????



Phin, I’d prefer if you refer to it as ‘the Adult Film Industry,’ not ‘the “Adult” Film Industry’ — those little quotes make it sound like perhaps someone is not actually an ‘adult,’ and that’s another segment of the Industry altogether.



What is wrong with you readers!

I write a thoughtful essay about bovine insemination and you ignore it.

But the Propaganda Minister dishes a little profanity and gets a quick response?

The “wisdom of crowds” my hillbilly butt!



Well, the problem is your use of the word ‘insemination’ instead of ‘f***ing.’ Goof.



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