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Rowr.

Finally, a post in which Brian and I completely agree.

However, while I wouldn’t for a second consider kicking her out of bed, I can’t endorse Scarlett for the same degree of infatuation as Jennifer Love Hewitt. While JLH is dreamy nice, I have on good authority that Scarlett has been a bitch as far back as ‘Ghost World,’ and fame hasn’t made her any nicer.

Kiera Knightley, now, while I don’t know how she is in person, does have that same something that attracts me to Kate Moss . . . she may be my new official crush.

Anorexia and a drug habit that would kill Hunter Thompson?

“Finally, a post in which Brian and I completely agree.”

We can be amiable personally, even if we disagree politically. Politics is politics. Poontang is personal.

No, I never thought of Scarlett as the kind of girl you’d take home to mother, but she’s definitely the kind you’d like to have call you “Daddy”.

And I agree about Kiera. She seems to have that combination of sweet and feisty that gets your heart beating as fast as… er… you know….