Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader’s religious “spidey” sense seems to be tingling today. His Catholic upbringing seems to remind him that today might be some sort of Holy Day of Obligation…

Is it the Feast of our Lady of Perpetual Finger Pricking again? No? Is it Saint Irinius of Leichenstein’s Day? No? Humm… No matter…

Your Maximum Leader will pay for his sins by sitting through a Pacers v. Wizards game tonight. He’ll be courtside. You might see him on the Tee Vee - if you are watching…

Carry on.