Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader hesitates to admit that he doesn’t have much to say right now. He is still shocked and saddened by the news that continues to come out of Blacksburg, VA. The shootings have put a damper on his ability to be creative. Or so it seems…

Excursus: One can debate just how creative your Maximum Leader is on a regular basis…

Additionally… The Wee Villain is home sick. He is throwing up, but shows no other symptoms of anything. It is just a flu going around… But honestly… Have you ever seen anything more pathetic than a 3 year old who is sick? It tugs at your heart strings.

Not only is the Wee Villain sick, but Mrs Villain has been called by the state to do her duty and serve on a jury. When all is done with that, perhaps your Maximum Leader will have a post about Mrs Villain’s experience with the criminal justice system.

Carry on.