Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, as you know, is want to peruse the new wires. Well today he found a profile of a young man who, to improve his web development skills, decided to create a searchable compendium of official North Korean press articles. The site, nk-news.net, is great. Webdesigner/webmaster/imperialist stooge, Geoff Davis has done a great job.

Your Maximum Leader is particularly impressed with the random insult generator. With just a few clicks of his mouse your Maximum Leader was called the following: “You extra-large bloodsucker!” and “You black-hearted political dwarf, your ridiculous clamour for ‘human rights’ is nothing but a shrill cry!”

That bit about being a black-hearted dwarf hurt…

Anyhow… Go and visit the site. Alas there are very few practioners of the fine art of Stalinist Propaganda Writing left in the world. You might as well get this one while the getting is good.

Geoff Davis, your Maximum Leader doffs his bejeweled floppy cap in your direction.

Carry on.