Lions, Tigers… Eeek! Tigers…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees so many items on which he wants to opine. He tries to make note of them and follow-up as possible. Alas, it is not always possible to do so.

Just the other day he saw a piece on the news wire that described how some scientists want to transplant wild African animals onto the prarie of the US. Indeed you may have read on Phoenix’s blog that she declares this to be the stupidest idea ever. Far be it for your Maximum Leader to disagree with pregant woman, but this is not the stupidest idea EVER. Your Maximum Leader hasn’t been around as long as some; but in his time he’s heard of some pretty damned stupid ideas.

He will concede however that the idea of transplanting wild animals from the savanah of Africa to the great plains of the US does rank among the most stupid ideas he’s heard recently. Especially when you consider what tigers accostumed to humans do from time to time.

Of course why stop at African animals. Your Maximum Leader is sure that some Indians he saw on TV would love us to take their tigers from them.

Carry on.

1 Comment
Athena Speaking said:

Lions, tigers & elephants on the Great Plains? As in North and South Dakota? With winters as bad as 20 below zero? Yeah, right!!! This sounded like the most out of sync April Fool’s joke I ever heard. All of these animals are roamers. As soon as they hit the ground, they are going to look around at the desolation and opt out for the Sun Belt in a hurry where they will no doubt meet up with something that these great ecological brains behind this scheme hadn’t considered: unfamiliar bacteria. Asian tigers, African lions, Asian and African elephants have battled and come to an adjustment with the bacteria in their current locations. Consider what the wapati out west are battling with now - a strange, wasting disease. Lions and tigers eat wapati. Lions and tigers get sick and die. That leaves the fate of the elephants. Normally they eat vegetation growing higher than their heads. Scratch all national forests from the Canadian border to the Rio Grande as they migrate to temps they like a lot better. Also scratch things like small towns, suburbs, air force bases, other military installations. The only ones who just might regret the loss of the elephant herds in general in their own loctions are the guys with all the overpowered hunting rifles. My guess is they would never figure out how to strap an elephant carcass to the front of their vehicle anyway.



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