Iowa Caucus Haiku

Huckabee victory
Evangelical power
Beware New Hampshire

Moneybags Romney
Outspends seventeen to one
Not good investment

AWOL John McCain
Chosen by thirteen percent
Will he rock Concord?

Somnolent Thompson
Fails to excite Iowans
Law and Order bore

Ron Paul – ten percent!
Libertarian triumph
Stoners celebrate

Hillary derailed
Who’s inevitable now?
Obama, momma!

Demagogue Edwards
Own success puts the lie to
Two Americas

Richardson, Biden
Dodd are dead on arrival
The Veepstakes begin

2 Comments »
Polymath said:

Nicely done, especially “Somnolent Thompson.” I had high hopes for him, but if he can’t break out of his dull-as-dishwater persona, it’s all over for him.

Do you count yourself among the stoners? I don’t mean to imply, but…



Kevin Kim said:

Masterful.

Kevin



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