Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is pleased to read that General Mussharif of Pakistan is initiating a cease fire along the contested Line of Control between India and Pakistan. While your Maximum Leader does not believe that the India/Pakistan tension is as great as the North/South Korea tension, it is important to keep an eye on that region. We in the west should be thankful that Mussharif is keeping Islamic extremism in his nation under control. Your Maximum Leader suspects that if Usama Bin Laden is still alive, it is likely that he is hiding around the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. One would hope the reward on his head would be enough to entice some brave soul to turn him in…

Carry on.