Hateful Anniversary

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is so pleased to commemorate the second blogaversary of the Hatemongers Quarterly. Indeed, he’s already hit the sauce this morning in celebration. (Expect your Maximum Leader’s ramblings today to become less and less cogent as the affects of the scotch whisky takes firmer and firmer hold…) Of all of the accolades that one could receive in the whole vast ethereal expanse of Al Gore’s Internet the greatest, your Maximum Leader feels, is to be an official honorary member of the crack young staff of The Hatemongers Quarterly. That your Maximum Leader is an official honorary member of the Crack Young Staff of the HMQ means so very much to him.

One hopes that the big ball tonight will be as cool as last year’s affair. Last year, your Maximum Leader was lucky enough to be escorted (ahem) by Dead Sexy Sadie. He hopes to be that fortunate tonight. He might have to run a little interference for Dead Sexy Sadie as he’s heard that Steve-o might want to have a few words with her about some pictures.

To the Crack Young Staff your Maximum Leader doffs his bejeweled floppy hat and wishes them many hateful returns.

Carry on.


Dearest Maximum Leader,

Thanks so much for the kind words. Think of today as your anniversary too, since, after all, you are an honorary crack young staffer. To celebrate, perhaps we’ll all purchase Naked Villainy thongs, which we’ve had our eyes on for some time.

Oh yes! Do buy! Send photos too… But only of the 47% of the staff that is female…

sadie said:

I thought YOU escorted ME. ;-)

Brian B said:

I thought YOU escorted ME. ;-)
More like showed you off.

Did u know that Sadie & LaShawn Barber have never been seen in the same room at the same time?

sadie said:

Oh gawd, Jeff. Of all the rumours to start, you had to use that one.

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