Harshing your zombie mellow

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader probably spends 5.2 hours a month contemplating the zombie apocalypse. (To choose a round number…) He will occasionally drive somewhere out in the country and see a nice house and think to himself, “Self, you know you could hole up in that house against a horde of zombies for quite a while.” He will, from time to time, even take some target practice against paper targets with the image of Illinois Nazi zombies just to stay sharp.

So, imagine his interest when he saw a link over at Agent Bedhead’s site entitled: 7 scientific reasons a Zombie Outbreak would fail (quickly). He knew he’d have to click on the link. But at the same time he felt some trepidation. Why apply science to a problem best left exclusively to shotguns, rifles, molotov cocktails and chainsaws (as a last line of defence)?

Well, your Maximum Leader clicked and read. You should click and read the piece here: 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly).

After reading the piece your Maximum Leader sat, deflated, in his chair and realized that unless he was right at the epicenter of the outbreak; he’d never get to fulfill his dream of driving down a street full of zombies blasting away with automatic weapons.

Damn you Cracked.com!

Carry on.

UPDATED: Further review of the Cracked.com site turned up this piece: 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Acpocalypse Could Actually Happen. All reasons are very scary.

7 Comments »
George Pal said:

…take some target practice against paper targets with the image of Illinois Nazi zombies

Immediate reaction: a throw down (gauntlet) and exchange of second’s names.

On two seconds thought – one each for the last two governors and the voters who put them there: apologies for my rashness and… fire at will.



Oy! I’m glad we didn’t have to go to seconds.



Fear and Loathing in Georgetown said:


Don’t worry. Though we might not recognize it coming, the zombie apocalypse will come.



I did see this via Robbo’s site the other day. I wonder if I could just audit the class…



Polymath said:

I have some Illinois Nazi Zombie targets in need of perforation. Interested?



Always…



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