Greetings loyal minons. Your Maximum Leader was catching up on reading the Minion & Lackey blog. Whereupon he found this great quotation:

You know, Darth Vader may have very well had the best job in the universe. He wore a cape, armor, a cool Nazi-esque helmet, and carried a high-tech sword. He could choke a guy from across the room and didn’t really seem to be too accountable to anybody in particular. Plus, he had his own personal specially modified TIE fighter.
- Minion

It made your Maximum Leader think for a moment. And you know, Darth Vader did have a pretty great job.

Carry on.