Food Meme

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader figured it had been a while since he did a meme-thingie. So he found a pretty good one over at Not Exactly Rocket Science and decided to let it rip. And this meme is topical in that just one post earlier he was writing about eating.

The meme is quite simple. Pick one of the two listed. All listed items are foodstuffs. If you are interested in the results go below the fold…

Here we go.

01. CHEESE or CHOCOLATE? Cheese.
02. BLUEBERRIES or STRAWBERRIES? Strawberries
03. COFFEE or TEA? Tea. Your Maximum Leader is not a coffee drinker.
04. CORN MUFFIN or ENGLISH MUFFIN? Corn Muffin
05. PANCAKES or FRENCH TOAST? Pancakes.
06. YOGURT or CREAM CHEESE? Yogurt
07. RICE or PASTA? Rice
08. CAKE or PIE? Pie
09. GROUND BEEF or GROUND TURKEY? Beef. It is an offence against the Almighty to do ground turkey.
10. HOT DOGS or HAMBURGERS? Hamburgers
11. JELLY or MARMALADE? Jelly
12. AMERICAN CHEESE or SWISS CHEESE? Swiss
13. DIET SODA or NO SODA? Always diet.
14. LEMONADE or ICED TEA? Tea. Even in winter.
15. CHERRIES or GRAPES? Grapes
16. CHOCOLATE QUIK or STRAWBERRY QUIK? Chocolate. Although your Maximum Leader has a soft spot for Ovaltine.
17. WAFFLES or PANCAKES? Pancakes. The interesting head to head would be Waffles v. French Toast…
18. WHITE BREAD or WHOLE-GRAIN/WHEAT BREAD? Wheat. White Bread sucks.
19. PEAS or CARROTS? Peas. Although peas AND carrots are great.
20. PUDDING or FRUIT-FLAVORED GELATIN? Tapioca pudding. Mmmmmm… Pudding…
21. COLD CEREAL or HOT CEREAL? Hot. Grits preferably.
22. KETCHUP or MUSTARD? Mustard.
23. MUSTARD or MAYONNAISE? Mustard. (Except on Poultry - then mayo and lettuce.)
24. MAYONNAISE or KETCHUP? Um… Mustard? Actually… Ketchup.
25. BLACK OLIVES or GREEN OLIVES? Black.
26. ONION or GARLIC? Garlic.
27. PLAIN BARBECUE or BARBECUE WITH SAUCE? Oy! Your Maximum Leader doesn’t want tooffend Phin… But most of the time he puts sauce on barbeque as he is eating it. Not as he is cooking it.
28. SCRAMBLED EGGS or FRIED EGGS? Yum… Fried. Over-medium.
29. EGGS or EGG REPLACEMENTS? This question insults your Maximum Leader. Eggs.
30. MEAT or VEGETABLES? Meat.
31. CHINESE TAKE-OUT or PIZZA? Chinese.
32. SUSHI or DELI SANDWICH? Sushi.
33. WHITE CLAM CHOWDER or RED CLAM CHOWDER? White. And thin. The type you really get in New England.
34. KEY LIME PIE or LEMON MERANGUE PIE? Key Lime.
35. PIE & ICE CREAM or CAKE & ICE CREAM? Pie & Ice Cream.
36. WHIPPED CREAM or CAKE FROSTING? Whipped cream. Made from real heavy cream and sugar.
37. HONEY or MAPLE SYRUP? Honey.

There you have it. This had made your Maximum Leader quite hungry now…

Carry on.

2 Comments

The Smallholder’s response to all questions in this meme:

Yes, please.



phin said:

Was there an option for all of the above?



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