Well…I’m not really sure of the appropriate etiquette one should use when addressing the Maximum Leader. So I’ll just acknowledge your Highest Malevolence and let it go at that. Or maybe I should bone up on all the occult teachings I can find and come up with some hokey and ancient hand-shake or Villainous Gang-Sign that might relate my ability to “Hang” with others who have achieved a level of villainy that I have only dreamed of in my own midnight solitude. And since it is, after all, Halloween, I won’t keep you any longer than is necessary.
Just rest assured that I’ll be keeping as close an eye on you as you will on me. I’ve made a lot of enemies in my time and the only reason I’m still alive is because I think everything is a trap.
I do appreciate the link but, as I sit here imagining you fiendishly rubbing your hands together and peering down on your minions from the highest window of your tower at “Castle Villainy” perched high on a craggy cliff on the edge of a rough sea, I will just say that Villainy is as Villainy does and the sword of Damocles hangs over many heads in times like these.
Beware.

Get it right! Villianschloss, not Castle Villainy.