Calm Down

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads off the wire that having full sexual intercourse before giving a public speech will calm one’s nerves.

Since blogging is a type of public speaking he will resolve to have full sexual intercourse before typing every post.

It can’t hurt…

Carry on.

4 Comments

Mke,

Don’t think that claiming it’s good for the blog is going to get me to change my mind.

No means no.



Mo said:

So THAT’s been my problem! Who knew?

And LMAO, smallholder. Too much B.M. for you.
(Err, that’s Brokebutt Mountin’, I mean. Hmm, interesting coinkydink with the initials, I’m just realizing…)



phin said:

It can’t hurt…

Depends on how much you plan to post. There could be chaffing involved.



Truth be told, an abundance of sexual intercourse is why I HAVEN’T been posting lately. Although I would agree that recent public speeches have been FANTASTIC.



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