Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw on the news wire that one Pieter DeHond has cut a personal ad in his cornfield.

Your Maximum Leader read this and thought of Smallholder. It must be the farming connection. Because the good Smallholder is happily married he doesn’t need to send a personal to anyone. Although if the Smallholder needed to do a personal he might use the personal-in-cornfield approach.

Except he doesn’t have a cornfield. Perhaps he would direct the grazing pattern of his small herd to spell out the appropirate letters…

Carry on.