Bess gets (another) iPod

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees on the news wire that President Obama gave Queen Elizabeth an iPod as a gift upon meeting her yesterday.

Now your Maximum Leader will not hammer the President for this gift like other conservative commentators have. It was a shiny new iPod. It was probably one of those G6 ones with a gazillion GB of storage. One reads that it was loaded with photos and video of the Queen’s 2007 visit to the US and photos and video of the President’s inauguration address. It also had show tunes pre-loaded. According to the article there were songs from “Camelot” and “My Fair Lady.” One hopes that there was also some Gilbert and Sullivan. Your Maximum Leader wonders if there was any British patriotic music pre-loaded for Her Majesty. You know, something cool like the Sex Pistols’ interpretation of “God Save the Queen.” (If you’d like to hear the song you can click here for a video. It wouldn’t embed correctly here… Sorry.)

Of course, this is Her Majesty’s second iPod. Your Maximum Leader seems to remember reading somewhere that Princes William and Harry got their Grandmum an iPod a few years ago.

One suspects that Her Majesty’s second iPod will wind up on eBay in a few days…

Carry on.

9 Comments »
Mrs. Peperium said:

Maxy, you are far too nice. The ‘man’ gave her show tunes. Show tunes.

I bet the Duke of E is still laughing.



Purportedly the Queen likes Rogers & Hammerstein and Gilbert & Sullivan…

I just think the whole iPod thing just shows thoughtlessness on the part of whomever in the Administration is putting these gifts together. I get the feeling that some intern in the White House ran down to the Apple Store and bought the iPod before leaving and someone was downloading from iTunes on Air Force One while they were crossing the pond…



Mrs. Peperium said:

I think you are being charitable again. Which is nice. I’m not criticizing that -don’t let them drag you down into the gutter.

The people in the Administration are shallow cutthroats who have dedicated themselves to their careers. People like that have no true taste. They like whatever is right to like at that moment. And they probably thought it was cool to give a little old lady an iPod. It’s arrogant because, ultimately the true message is the assumption that she’s not with the times.

And the Queen is not of the times is she? She represents another time yet she’s timeless. This is why she is so beloved. People in the O Administration cannot understand this. They don’t have it in them to understand it as they were too busy trying to get to the White House to learn what really makes people tick. Instead they fall back on the quicker route : manipulate.

And Mrs. O manipulated the press well during her time with the Queen. She did not bow to her like decent people do. Instead later, when all of the press was allowed in with the rest of the G20 crew, Mrs. O breached protocol by putting her arm around the Queen. As if to hug her. (Oprah must have cried) The Queen, in return and she did not have to, placed hers around Mrs. O’s waist. The press was delighted about this “real intimacy” between the two. Photos were snapped.

The Queen’s grandchildren who are very intimate with her, bow to her each time they see her. Real intimacy involves a sincere recognition of who the person is and your true relationship with them.

Could it be that the Queen put her arm around Mrs. O not because she liked her but because she wanted to avoid an international incident? Prince Harry has recently come under great fire for racism. If the Queen had not returned Mrs. O gesture, I do not believe our American press is above suggesting the Queen of England is a racist….



Mrs. Peperium said:


Perhaps I’m being charitable again but… I don’t think Obama is gay. Perhaps he’s just worried about getting a kiss with Michelle standing right there. Michelle looks like she could be a scrapper in a pinch. She probably holds a grudge too.

Frankly, if it was me, I’d get a kiss full on the lips and try a tush grab too. Nick wouldn’t mind - in fact he’d understand…



Mrs. Peperium said:

No, no Maxy. You’ve got it backwards. Carla wouldn’t kiss him.

Against protocol and her French blood, she shook his hand.

That and the Ipod with the show tunes sets off the lack of man card alarms….



Mrs. Peperium said:

MAXY!! I was WRONG!

I got to worrying I was being to tough on our first gay president and since I don’t watch TV, I looked up the transcript of an interview of Meredith Viera and Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary. Look, just look :

“Viera “I can’t let you go here, Bob, without asking you: What was up with the iPod? You give the Queen an iPod? I mean, I would not know what to give the Queen of England. I’m not sure an iPod would be the first thing to come to mind. What was the thinking behind that choice?”

“GIBBS: I’m not sure entirely, uh, whose idea it started out as, but it’s loaded with, as — as you mentioned, some show tunes, uhhhh, and it’s also loaded with, uh, some pictures of the Queen’s most recent visit to the United States. The president remarked to me this morning that, uh — uh, her sensibilities sort of reminded her a bit, uh, of, uh, his grandmother only with a much bigger house.”

How I was wrong is that I wrote in this very thread:

“If the Queen had not returned Mrs. O gesture, I do not believe our American press is above suggesting the Queen of England is a racist….”

I wrote the press would do it. Not Obama. And his secretary.

You recall during the primaries how he described his grandmother’s sensibilities - as those of a typical white person when she sees a black person on the street….



I heard Barry loaded it with MC Hammer to which the Queen, in all her majesty said, “I thought that dude was dead”. She also offered to swap the iPod to Brown since her DVD player can play any format….but it’s just a rumor.



Can you say Ted Mack’s amateur hour?

I thought you could.



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