September 30th, 2004
Ave Smallholder!

Belated congratulations on the emergence of your offspring (and that tasty, tasty placenta, which I assume didn’t go to waste, yes?)!

Here– Gollum has a commemorative haiku for you. Can he hold the baby?

OK, G– take it away!

Uncle Gollum’s here!
Let me hold you close and AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!
you… bit… my… Preciooooooooooousssss!!

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