Rooting for the shirt

The Southern post below got me thinking.

Seinfeld had a great routine about sports fans in the era of free agency rooting for the shirt, not the team. The point being that the only identity the team has in the modern era comes from the uniforms. When guys bounce between rivals without a care in the world, it’s difficult to maintain an attachment to the team concept.

That’s what I think of when I hear conservative appologists for the Bush regime. Bush seems about as Republican to me as Jesse Jackson. Or Michael Jackson. Whichever. He’s just a rich oil guy from Texas with a bunch of rich friend who happen to have won the White House. He has about as much of a clue as that little blond snot nosed brat who played Annakin in Episode I.

You don’t have to like him, just cause he carries the same GOP card in his wallet that you do. You can still like Kerry less. But stop trying to paint Bush as some glorious leader. He’s a shitty president with shrewd political handlers and big money. Maybe you feel you have to defend him because you feel he is one of yours. It’s painful to read posts by Buckley and Will where they procede to out think out president in order to rationalize his policies. Guys, the presidents policies aren’t thought out completely. Bush has out-punted his coverage and puntits are the guys trying to figure out how to block for a return when the punter screwed up. And, yes, the President should be a QB, but I feel a punter analogy is more appropriate for this guy.

And please don’t respond by bashing Kerry. That’s irrelevant. I’m talking about the loser who is in the White House now. I don’t really like Kerry, and I won’t defend him. I’m struggling with the problem of who would be worse since I think they’ll both be bad presidents.

A Southern Conservative’s Advice for GW

I thought this was amusing.

Money quote:

If that support [for the war] goes the way of Coke’s stock, then you might as well join Halliburton’s board come December. Without support for the war, then people will judge Bush on a domestic record that makes that Arkansas boy Billy Clinton look as fiscally responsible as your local Wal-Mart.

That’s why I’ve been sweating so much for you in the Confederacy, and not at Hilton Head. Lots of people, and not just Southerners, are beginning to reckon that if it wasn’t for Iraq, then Bush would be exposed as the biggest spender since that New Yorker FDR, and with none of Huey Long’s charm. If it wasn’t for Iraq, Southerners might even choose a Massachusetts Democrat this November on the basis that he would govern closer to the Right.

Speaking of the Maximum Leader

Maximum Leaders in cartoon history.

Grass-Fed Beef on the Internet

Mercola also has a partnership to sell grass-fed beef. Maybe if I was internet savvy I could get $8.00/lb too.

Right now I get $2.00/lb hanging weight which translates into about $3.00/lb. Don’t laugh, business majors. I may only break even, but I ejoy my life and have fun, CPAs be damned. Plus, my tasty meat pleases the Maximum Leader. See if your internet profits will save you when the Mike World Order arrives.

Meat = Hunger Meme

Once more the professionals say it better than I.

From the Mercola site:

Myth #1: Meat consumption contributes to famine and depletes the Earth’s natural resources.

Some vegetarians have claimed that livestock require pasturage that could be used to farm grains to feed starving people in Third World countries. It is also claimed that feeding animals contributes to world hunger because livestock are eating foods that could go to feed humans. The solution to world hunger, therefore, is for people to become vegetarians. These arguments are illogical and simplistic.

The first argument ignores the fact that about 2/3 of our Earth’s dry land is unsuitable for farming. It is primarily the open range, desert and mountainous areas that provide food to grazing animals and that land is currently being put to good use (1).

The second argument is faulty as well because it ignores the vital contributions that livestock animals make to humanity’s well-being. It is also misleading to think that the foods grown and given to feed livestock could be diverted to feed humans:

Agricultural animals have always made a major contribution to the welfare of human societies by providing food, shelter, fuel, fertilizer and other products and services. They are a renewable resource, and utilize another renewable resource, plants, to produce these products and services. In addition, the manure produced by the animals helps improve soil fertility and, thus, aids the plants. In some developing countries the manure cannot be utilized as a fertilizer but is dried as a source of fuel.

There are many who feel that because the world population is growing at a faster rate than is the food supply, we are becoming less and less able to afford animal foods because feeding plant products to animals is an inefficient use of potential human food.

It is true that it is more efficient for humans to eat plant products directly rather than to allow animals to convert them to human food. At best, animals only produce one pound or less of human food for each three pounds of plants eaten.

However, this inefficiency only applies to those plants and plant products that the human can utilize. The fact is that over two-thirds of the feed fed to animals consists of substances that are either undesirable or completely unsuited for human food.

Thus, by their ability to convert inedible plant materials to human food, animals not only do not compete with the human rather they aid greatly in improving both the quantity and the quality of the diets of human societies. (2)

Furthermore, at the present time, there is more than enough food grown in the world to feed all people on the planet. The problem is widespread poverty making it impossible for the starving poor to afford it. In a comprehensive report, the Population Reference Bureau attributed the world hunger problem to poverty, not meat-eating (3). It also did not consider mass vegetarianism to be a solution for world hunger.

What would actually happen, however, if animal husbandry were abandoned in favor of mass agriculture, brought about by humanity turning towards vegetarianism?

If a large number of people switched to vegetarianism, the demand for meat in the United States and Europe would fall, the supply of grain would dramatically increase, but the buying power of poor [starving] people in Africa and Asia wouldn’t change at all.

The result would be very predictable — there would be a mass exodus from farming. Whereas today the total amount of grains produced could feed 10 billion people, the total amount of grain grown in this post-meat world would likely fall back to about 7 or 8 billion. The trend of farmers selling their land to developers and others would accelerate quickly. (4)

In other words, there would be less food available for the world to eat. Furthermore, the monoculture of grains and legumes, which is what would happen if animal husbandry were abandoned and the world relied exclusively on plant foods for its food, would rapidly deplete the soil and require the heavy use of artificial fertilizers, one ton of which requires ten tons of crude oil to produce (5).

As far as the impact to our environment, a closer look reveals the great damage that exclusive and mass farming would do. British organic dairy farmer and researcher Mark Purdey wisely points out that if “veganic agricultural systems were o gain a foothold on the soil, then agrochemical use, soil erosion, cash cropping, prairie-scapes and ill health would escalate.” (6)

Neanderthin author Ray Audette concurs with this view:

Since ancient times, the most destructive factor in the degradation of the environment has been monoculture agriculture. The production of wheat in ancient Sumeria transformed once-fertile plains into salt flats that remain sterile 5,000 years later.

As well as depleting both the soil and water sources, monoculture agriculture also produces environmental damage by altering the delicate balance of natural ecosystems. World rice production in 1993, for instance, caused 155 million cases of malaria by providing breeding grounds for mosquitoes in the paddies. Human contact with ducks in the same rice paddies resulted in 500 million cases of influenza during the same year.(7)

There is little doubt, though, that commercial farming methods, whether of plants or animals produce harm to the environment. With the heavy use of agrochemicals, pesticides, artificial fertilizers, hormones, steroids, and antibiotics common in modern agriculture, a better way of integrating animal husbandry with agriculture needs to be found. A possible solution might be a return to “mixed farming,” described below.

“The educated consumer and the enlightened farmer together can bring about a return of the mixed farm, where cultivation of fruits, vegetables and grains is combined with the raising of livestock and fowl in a manner that is efficient, economical and environmentally friendly.

For example, chickens running free in garden areas eat insect pests, while providing high-quality eggs; sheep grazing in orchards obviate the need for herbicides; and cows grazing in woodlands and other marginal areas provide rich, pure milk, making these lands economically viable for the farmer. It is not animal cultivation that leads to hunger and famine, but unwise agricultural practices and monopolistic distribution systems.” (8)

The “mixed farm” is also healthier for the soil, which will yield more crops if managed according to traditional guidelines. Mark Purdey has accurately pointed out that a crop field on a mixed farm will yield up to five harvests a year, while a “mono-cropped” one will only yield one or two (9). Which farm is producing more food for the world’s peoples?

Purdey well sums up the ecological horrors of “battery farming” and points to future solutions by saying:

Our agricultural establishments could do very well to outlaw the business-besotted farmers running intensive livestock units, battery systems and beef-burger bureaucracies; with all their wastages, deplorable cruelty, anti-ozone slurry systems; drug/chemical induced immunotoxicity resulting in B.S.E. [see myth # 13] and salmonella, rain forest eradication, etc.

Our future direction must strike the happy, healthy medium of mixed farms, resurrecting the old traditional extensive system as a basic framework, then bolstering up productivity to present day demands by incorporating a more updated application of biological science into farming systems. (10)

It does not appear, then, that livestock farming, when properly practiced, damages the environment. Nor does it appear that world vegetarianism or exclusively relying on agriculture to supply the world with food are feasible or ecologically wise ideas.

Fisking The Tofu Mystics

Analphilosopher’s Animal Ethics Blog sent me over to the Society of Ethical and Religious Vegetarians homepage. This organization attempts to convert people to vegetarianism through religious argument.

I read the SERV argument and said to myself: “Self, these people need a severe fisking.”

Let the fisking commence!

OUR RESPECTFUL CHALLENGE TO RELIGIOUS COMMUNITIES:

1) Religions stress that we should treat all creatures with compassion. Yet, ten billion animals are raised in abusive “factory farms” and brutally slaughtered annually in the U.S. Farmers deny animals fresh air, space to move comfortably, and fulfillment of their instinctive needs.

This is a strong indictment of factory farms. However, saying that some farmers - okay, most - engage in noncompassionate practices does not lead one down the primrose path to vegetarianism. It’s almost as if they are saying: Since some Catholic priests molested little boys, we should avoid Methodist clergymen at all costs. If religious folks want compassionately raised animals, they should find small scale farmers and support the sustainable agriculture movement.

From a religious viewpoint, the Jewish, Christian and Muslim scriptures are pretty clear in granting humans dominion over the beasts of the field. In fact the consumption of some animals (unfortunately not port, which in the words of Vincent Vega, “tastes good,”) is explicitly sanctioned. I’m not sure how even the most hardcore liberal revisionist can get around Biblical approval of meat consumption.

2) Religions teach that people be very careful about preserving their health and their lives. However, animal-centered diets have been linked to heart disease, several forms of cancer, strokes, and other degenerative diseases.

Sure, overconsumption of meat products is bad for you. Everything should be balanced. Dad and I ought to stop picking off the tasty spiced fat from the roast pig. But if we eliminate all food that has been linked to health problems when it is abused, even the vegetarians are going to go hungry. My recommendations here link back to the previous item. If a religious person is concerned about keeping their temple-body healthy, they ought to moderate all food consumption, exercise, and maybe support the sustainable agriculture movement by purchasing leaner grass-fed beef from their local farmer.

3) Religions emphasize sharing with hungry people. However, two-thirds of harvested grain in the U.S. and 37% worldwide is fed to animals destined for slaughter. Meanwhile, an estimated 20 million people die annually because of hunger and its effects.

This claim is ridiculous. I particularly like the response of the little kid who, when commanded to finish his plate because children are starving to Africa, volunteers to mail his leftovers to Ethiopia. If we eliminated factory livestock production and its attendant unnatural grain consumption, the grain we are growing in Kansas ain’t goin’ to Somalia. Without economic incentive, it won‚ÄövÑv¥t be grown. I advocate the elimination of confinement livestock feeding, but not from some dreamy impractical hope of ending poverty, but because confinement feeding is cruel to the animals, bad for the farmer (agricultural margins are smaller and smaller every year), bad for rural communities, bad for pollution, produce lower-quality meat (taste, drugs, and fat), and leads to erosion (due to the erosion caused by grain monoculture). Let’s turn those two thousand acre cornfields into grazing paddocks. Everyone wins.

The claim that 20 million people die annually because Americans like to eat steak is just plain wrong and they know it. It’s a simplisitic, and worse, dishonest argument.

In fact, if the world converted to vegetarianism, MORE people would die of starvation. Leaving aside aquaculture entirely, animals like sheep, cattle, and goats can produce calories for human consumption in areas entirely unsuitable to plant production. Some hillsides and arid regions just can‚ÄövÑv¥t be turned in tomato gardens. But, through the miracle of the ruminate digestive system, grass that is inedible to humans (never mind that the long-suffering North Koreans try) can be converted to an eminently digestable and healthy product.

4) Religions teach that preserving and nurturing the earth is a spiritual imperative. Yet, animal-centered diets waste food, land, water, energy, and other resources, contribute substantially to soil erosion and depletion, and promote air and water pollution, tropical rain forest and other habitat destruction, and global warming.

Pasture agriculture actually REDUCES erosion. The thick, well-managed sward of grass covering my hillside pastures holds the soil better than the naturally occurring forest that would quickly take over if I pulled animals off the land. If I planted crops, the bare earth would literally wash away over the course of a few years. Drive through moderately hilly farm country and you can spot washes where farmers looking to survive put hillsides into corn production.

The rain forest destruction will continue whether the people of Brazil eat beef or not. Farmers are going to slash and burn if the alternative is starvation. If they plant gardens rather than graze cattle, the weak soil of the rain forest will give up its meager plant nutrients that much faster.

The pollution attributed to agriculture exists, but again the vegetarians are confusing factory farming with all farming.

5) Religions stress that people should pursue peace and that violence results from unjust conditions. However, animal-based diets, by wasting valuable resources, help to perpetuate the widespread hunger and poverty that eventually lead to instability and war.

I’ve dealt with this above. Resources are not wasted because of meat consumption. Areas that lack resources are going to be in trouble no matter what. Grain that American farmers can‚ÄövÑv¥t sell to feedlots won‚ÄövÑv¥t be grown. Economic reality, societal instability, and lack of birth control lead to famine. I’ll eat a grass-fed steak tonight with a crystal clear conscience.

Moving towards a vegetarian diet expresses one’s conviction that we should show compassion for animals, preserve health, help feed hungry people, protect the environment, conserve resources, and pursue peace. We respectfully ask those who take religious values seriously: Should we not be moving towards plant-based diets?

I don’t see how there has been much of a religious argument here. There have been vague, factually inaccurate appeals to a sense of social justice. If the social justice claims are wrong, there is no religious requirement to follow the vegetarian example, even if there was not explicit Biblical approval of omnivorism.

But then again, I can hardly claim to an expert on religion like the Big Hominid. I’m just a poor lapsed Lutheran attending a church whose hard and fast religious doctrine is based on the totally unambiguous, cut and dried, crystal clear Nineteen Articles.

Fuel Cell Cars

Smallholder was watching Scientific American last night with his wife and wee one. The episode, hosted by Alan Alda, detailed the coming generation of fuel cell cars.

If fuel cell cars became practical, we would no longer need to purchase foreign oil. That seems to be a much more efficient way to strangle muslim extremism than nation-building.

Cars would have lower maintenance costs because the engines would not have the stress of internal combustion and heat conversion.

Since the only exhaust from a fuel cell is water vapor, it would dramatically reduce pollution (even the Minister of Propaganda in L.A. would be able to take a deep breath once and a while).

Hydrogen could be processed on-site at service stations, reducing the amount of trucking that currently sevices our gas-based economy.

Why the hell is the government leaving such revolutionary technology development to the whims of the marketplace?

Several car companies are experimenting with the technology, but their research investments are low because there is an obstacle to widespread adoption of fuel cell vehicles. No one will but fuel cell vehicles until hydrogen is widely available at service stations. But service stations won’t start to sell hydrogen until a demand exists. Catch-22.

If Smallholder was in charge, we would be pouring billions of dollars into research, billions more into economic incentives - tax credits of a couple thousand dollars to every family that buys a fuel cell car, low-cost loans to service stations converting to hydrogen, the switch of government fleets to hydrogen power, etc.

Perhaps our resident scientist could give us a brief essay on fuel cells and how they work. I’m sure it would bemuch more nelightening than my agrodumps on bovine ovaries.

And while your Maximum Leader is confessing…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must be in a confessional mode. He is also “thinking” of the beautiful Anna. Who he is glad to say posted again after a long absence. Your Maximum Leader hopes that the time off was relaxing for her. (At least time off blogging.)

Carry on.

Methinks…

That the Maximum Leader enjoyed Annika’s post only because he stopped to imagine the lovely poet in each type of banned attire.

Confess, Mike!

UPDATE FROM YOUR MAXIMUM LEADER: Guilty as charged on the counts of: beachwear, halter tops, severe mini-skirts, tank tops, backless/strapless clothing, midriff tops, spandex, low cut clothing, and jumpers. Your Maximum Leader loves jumpers….

Contrition for HR people…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader got a chuckle out of this post from the lovely Annika. He liked the revised Act of Contrition at the end.

And he likes to imagine Annika in beachwear at the office…

Carry on.

Friendly Calves

Sometimes I wonder about the wisdom of being kind to my calves. Last night I was refilling the chicken water and one of the twins, evidently upset that I had not given him enough attention, butted me. If you watch calves and their moms, this is a pretty characteristic behavior. However, I am not built like a 1000 pound cow. His butt (between the legs) from behind lifted me into the air and I flew into the chicken enclosure, bashing my head on the waterer. I looked up and he was standing over me, feigning innocence: “Is it time to scratch my chin?”

Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has always been a keen reader of Larry Sabato’s stuff. He is an astute observer of politics. Your Maximum Leader frequently reads Sabato’s “Crystal Ball” web site. (And even gives a few dollars to the Center for Politics to keep it free and available to the public.) He commends this update to you. It is an interesting analysis, and one with which your Maximum Leader mostly agrees.

Carry on.

Royalty Fluff

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has always been a monarchist in his dark little heart. So, he always takes keen interest in how various royal families are doing. With that in mind, here is an interesting article: Spain gears up for “wedding of the century”

Your Maximum Leader’s dear friend, JK, has always thought that Prince Felipe was sorta hunky. So, although she is in a happy relationship, she might be saddened to hear the news…

Carry on.

The Truth!

I’m chortling over this, found via My Pet Jawa.

I particularly like the Courtney Love and Michael Moore quotes.

The Maximum Leader Says: “Donald Rumsfeld stole all of my D&D characters!”

Anthrax

Walking down memory lane, here is a press release from October 2001.

Always a band with a sense of humor.

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