Quick Quiz

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wonders if you have wondered where he has been this week? Off doing villainous stuff? Sitting on his arse doing nothing? The victim of a zombie attack?

Well, it is none of those things. Your Maximum Leader has a pinched nerve in, of all places, his elbow. He’s been advised to keep his typing to a minimum for a while and let it recover some. Thus, he’s not been posting.

He has been reading blogs (and watching lots and lots of hockey on TV - surprisingly). From Phoenix we have a little candidate calculator. It is fun and interesting tool to pick a candidate (or now-non-candidate) to root for - if you happen to be undecided. According to this quiz your Maximum Leader should have supported Sam Brownback for President. Other candidates who were good matches were: Fred Thompson and Tom Tancredo.

Humm… Your Maximum Leader has said he liked Thompson - which he does. He has never thought (ever) of supporting Sam Brownback (even if he was still in the race). Your Maximum Leader stands by his assertion earlier that Thompson is toasted in this election. He will admit that if Thompson pulls off an upset in South Carolina, or even finishes second in SC, then Thompson will perservere for a while - perhaps through March. But he doesn’t see Thompson catching on. In a way your Maximum Leader hopes he is wrong. But that is unlikely.

You know who else is toasted in this election? Rudy. Your Maximum Leader thinks you can already stick a fork in him - so done is he. Your Maximum Leader doesn’t see, with the news cycle being what it is, how Rudy can win in Florida and then pick up momentum on Super Tuesday and wrap up the nomination. It is just too implausible.

Your Maximum Leader thinks that this race is really going to boil down to McCain and Romney.

Carry on.

Thanks T and B for the content.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must thank Tommy for these little bits of brainless content.

First bit:

Second bit:


The Recipe For A Maximum Leader


3 parts Power
2 parts Slyness
1 part Villainy

Splash of Intellect

Limit yourself to one serving. This cocktail is strong!

Speaking of brainless….

Or should we say… speaking of brains… From our friend Buckethead over at the Ministry of Minor Perfidy…

Zombie Food Pyramid
You can clicky the image to embiggen.

Don’t gnaw on too many bones out there…

Carry on.

Audio Geekery

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is a sucker for a quiz that seems interesting.

To wit:

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The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz

How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?
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Just to be clear… Your Maximum Leader is more of a geek than Robbo, but he is not sitting in the Villainschloss in a homemade Tron costume…

Carry on.

Lucky for me…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is a sucker for political quizes. Thanks to Rachel he’s learned that:

Which 2008 candidate do you hate the most?

The candidate you like least is Democrat Dennis Kucinich. He is pro-choice, opposes the death penalty, wants universal healthcare, is in favor of banning assault weapons — this guy is your worst nightmare!

Take the quiz at Buttafly.com

Lucky for your Maximum Leader that the little elf has no chance of winning the Democratic nomination…

And while we are thanking Rachel for the quiz link… Here is a George W Bush conspiracy your Maximum Leader created using the little conspiracy generator in the same post…

My George Bush Conspiracy Theory

George W. Bush made Rosie leave The View so that Rush Limbaugh, white men, and the Christian Coalition could kill welfare recipients.

Create your own at Buttafly.com

It all makes sense you know… Welfare recipients vote Democrat… And Rosie was using her platform on The View to protect the hapless welfare recipients…

Carry on.

Halloween quiz

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw this quiz over on Eric’s site and had to take it.


You Are A Vampire


You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you’re not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal

Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm

Your greatest weakness: Human flesh

You play well with: Werewolves

Carry on.

Quizzes!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader took some quizzes. He found the first link through Elisson… Then he was off to the races…

NameThatDisease.com
NameThatDisease.com - Test your disease knowledge

Unlike Elisson, your Maximum Leader used a few clues in the early going of this quiz. He also found that the same photo was used for two questions… That threw him off a little. But hey! Hawkeye (outside of his liberal tendencies) isn’t a bad guy.

NameThatSerialKiller.com
NameThatSerialKiller.com - Test your serial killer knowledge

Apparently your Maximum Leader needs no help naming his serial killers… Although, he doesn’t think that one of the choices in this quiz is a serial killer in the traditional sense.

NameThatDrug.com
NameThatDrug.com - Test your drug knowledge

And finally… Your Maximum Leader’s drug knowledge ain’t all that great. (A fact that doesn’t surprise him.) He went deep into the clues on this last quiz.

Civics Quiz

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is disappointed in himself. He only scored 56 of 60 on this Civics Quiz he found through the V-man. That makes him a B Student. (He supposes that, depending on the grading system, his grade might be a B+. The percentage score was 93.3%.) On one question your Maximum Leader just misread the answers and kicks himself for going too quickly. But the other three were all legitimate misses.

Take the quiz yourself. It is here.

BTW, the Velocigod scored 57 of 60. Lousy bastard…

Carry on.

“Real” Age quiz

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw the “real age” quiz thingie Llama Butchers site yesterday. He took it last night before the game.

Your Maximum Leader thinks that the Smallholder might find the results amusing. Your Maximum Leader did…

Your Maximum Leader, as you may know, is 38 years old. According to the quiz thingie your Maximum Leader’s real age is 41. It also predicts that your Maximum Leader will expire around age 73. (Apparently life expectancy for a man your Maximum Leader’s age is 75.)

Like Robbo, your Maximum Leader wondered about retirement as well when he got the results. He wondered more about retirement for Mrs. Villain, since she comes from a particularly long-lived breed of New Englander types. Your Maximum Leader should stock-up on life insurance policies…

Carry on.

Nerd Test

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw this over on Elisson’s blog


NerdTests.com says I'm a Cool Nerd God.  What are you?  Click here!

Humm… Your Maximum Leader is a Cool Nerd God. Elisson is a Uber Cool Nerd King. What exactly is the nerdly order or presidence here? Does Elisson’s “uber” and “king” status supercede your Maximum Leader’s singular “god” status?

Like Chester Nimitz pondering Bull Halsey, the world wonders.

Carry on.

ID please.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has seen this so often on various sites that he can’t fairly give credit to anyone for it.

Apparently this blog is:

Free Online Dating

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Your Maximum Leader fears he’s going to have to start checking ID’s and verifying that you have parental consent to read this blog.

Carry on.

Wanted!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is only posting this as something of an inside joke. One reader will get it. The rest of you… Well, your Maximum Leader apologizes for his obtuseness.

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WANTED FOR THE SAUCY SEXIFYING of a VENGEFUL THIRD NIPPLE
$1700

What’s Your Blog Wanted For?

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Carry on.

Presidential Quiz

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader found this nifty little exercise over at CalTechGirl’s site. She took less than five minutes. Your Maximum Leader, he is sad to say, took slightly over five minutes. Two minutes of that time was trying to remember one name, the name of the man who was President of the United States from 1881-1885.

The quiz makes it easy for you to do quickly. The form autofills the name in the correct location as you type it in the entry feild at the top of the page. Mulitple Presidents sharing last names are filled in together (which gives you 10 right quick). The quiz is timed and you have 10 minutes to complete the exercise. Time begins when you click the link.

Ready?

No cheating now…

Click here to begin.

Carry on.

In honour of Potter…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, in honour of the impending release of the latest Harry Potter movie, decided to take a Harry Potter quiz he found over on Minion Mo’s web site.

You scored as Albus Dumbledore, Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering.

Albus Dumbledore

95%

Sirius Black

80%

Hermione Granger

75%

Remus Lupin

70%

Draco Malfoy

70%

Severus Snape

65%

Harry Potter

65%

Ron Weasley

65%

Ginny Weasley

50%

Lord Voldemort

40%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is…?
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That isn’t very bad. In fact, other than having to watch out for his own personal Snapes, this result is pretty pleasing. He wonders if he would be Richard Harris’ Dumbledore or Michael Gambon’s Dumbledore. He isn’t sure…

Carry on.

Zombie Quiz

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader hasn’t yet departed for the beach… But he is still taking quizzes on other blogs…

Your Maximum Leader is:

68%

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Although 68% chance of survival is not too bad, your Maximum Leader’s failings are that he is out of shape, he lives in a moderately sized city, and he would try and find loved ones in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Of course, he wouldn’t go out and try and find loved ones without packing serious heat. But he would forsake shelter to find his family and (he hopes) save them from the zombies.

Evidently Joan has fewer problems with her survival. In the worst case senario, your Maximum Leader would have to find Joan and hunker down…

Carry on.

Lemmings off a cliff

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader’s dear friend (and overall spelling/grammar resource) the Big Hominid notes that in the previous post the word “capitol” was used when the correct word ought to have been “capital.”

You know, your Maximum Leader knew the difference, but like a lemming following his bretheren off a cliff; your Maximum Leader saw the incorrect spelling on the quiz and just continued to use it. He now wonders just how much (or little as the case may be) smarter than the average American he might be.

Ugh.

Carry on.

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