Today!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has voted already. In fact he voted this morning. The whole experience took him about 4 minutes. He was the 257th person to vote in his precinct. On most election days (he tends to vote at the same time most elections - the morning rush is done and lunch has not yet begun), he is normally he is between the 40th and 60th person to vote.

He voted as he has indicated he would. He did go ahead an pull the trigger for Mark Warner for Senate. If Warner turns out to be a typical Democrat (which one can argue he was not in the Governor’s mansion) in the Senate your Maximum Leader will be sadly disappointed. He will also never vote for Warner again… But he gets one try (especially since your Maximum Leader didn’t vote for him for Governor).

Your Maximum Leader also voted for a roads bond issue. Normally he is contrarian and votes against bond issues. But given the crappy economy and all the construction type people in the region needing work, he opted for a little “pump priming.”

Your Maximum Leader has also received 5 recorded calls from Senator McCain, Governor Palin, Mark Warner, and Rob Wittman (your Maximum Leader’s congressman) to get out and vote.

Your Maximum Leader was offered a drink by the kind people supporting Barack Obama in front of the polling place. And by drink he means coffee or a soft drink. Discovering that the Obama supporters only had regular Coke (not Diet) your Maximum Leader declined the offer. If they had Diet Coke your Maximum Leader would have gladly taken a coke…

So, your Maximum Leader must run an errand or two… Then he thinks it is a night of computer games and fine Scotch for him…

Carry on.

4 Comments »
Fear and Loathing in Georgetown said:

computer games? Please specify.



Huck Foley said:

So at 5:40 this morning I was standing in the dark, in the rain, behind two hundred or more people and ahead of maybe another hundred. And down the line comes the Nice Lady with the paper fliers that are already wet, and she’s handing them out, like she expects to find people standing there, in the dark, in the rain, WHO HAVEN’T DECIDED HOW TO VOTE??? Oh yeah, she was an Obamabot.
This groveling minion pulled the trigger for Gilmore, just to punish the Dems for sending this poor fool out on her poor fool’s errand.
Oh, and Bobby Scott ran unopposed, so I had to write in “Your Maximum Leader,” because I couldn’t spell “Smallholder.” If you win, don’t worry, Scott’s is a racially-gerrymandered district which twists and winds through every part of eastern Virginia; even if you’re not in it, you’re never more than 100 yards away from it, so re-locating shouldn’t be a problem.



FLG - I will play NHL 09 on the Xbox 360. I might work over to the PC and play some Medieval Total War II as well…

Huck - Thanks for the write-in. I used to live pretty close to Bobby Scott’s district (I was in Va Beach). I am now in the 1st District of VA. (America’s First - as it contains Jamestown.) I was tempted to write myself in as well for all offices - but thought better of it… I can’t start the Mike World Order too quickly.



maggie said:

30 minutes in line. I was #322. The area of Engleside/Mt. Vernon Valley/Pinewood Lake is known as “impacted” meaning wayyyyyy to many people in one little space thanks to Ft. Belvoir. Lots and lots and lots of poll workers. Once out of line in the voting hall I was there maybe a whole hot 3 minutes more.

No coffee but plenty of Krispy Kreme donuts. I recognized the volunteers staffing the donut tables by the sidewalk (past the required footage) were also the volunteers at the local Obama office. There was one McCain volunteer handing out sample ballots but that was it in that respect. The other volunteers told me they went through all the right steps to do the donut tables months ago and the McCain campaign had the same option but obviously didn’t. Too bad. The cosmos has no grievance against balancing.



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