The fast track to death.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader hates it, absolutely hates it, when Skippy writes the post that your Maximum Leader was thinking about writing (only without all the references to sex and self-loathing).

Well… Obviously Skippy read the same Washington Post article that your Maximum Leader did yesterday. The one that went: Gonzales to get power in death penalty cases.

You can get a pretty good feeling for your Maximum Leader’s feelings on this matter by reading Skippy’s post entitled: Alberto Gonzales wants to kill you quickly.

Now just to clarify a points on which Skippy and your Maximum Leader disagree:

1) Your Maximum Leader isn’t a big fan of lethal injection. Sure you have to take what you can get with all the anti-death penalty weenies out there talking about “cruel and unusual punishments.” Your Maximum Leader just happens to think that a headman’s axe is neither cruel nor unusual.

2) Your Maximum Leader thinks that black hoods should be left for executioners…

3) Well… Okay… There were only two major ideas from Skippy’s post with which your Maximum Leader disagrees.

Your Maximum Leader agrees with Skippy (and fair-minded people everywhere) that Alberto Gonzales is a cretin. (Excursus: Your Maximum Leader never ceases to be amazed at the degree of loyalty show by President Bush to his appointees. At one point your Maximum Leader might have been impressed by this trait; now it is just sad.) He agrees that the Patriot Act is being shown (once again) to be a bad law. He agrees that the “federalization” of criminal activity usually left to the states is a bad thing. And finally he agrees that any supporter of the death penalty ought to be seriously distressed by what is happening.

Read the Post piece and then read Skippy’s piece. Both are worth your time.

Carry on.

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I shall address each of our points of apparent contention, Mein Fuerher;

1) If it were up to me, executions would be done the old fashioned way. I have no serious issues with crucifixion, throwing the condemned to lions, drawing and quartering, burning at the stake and drowning (for offenders of the fairer sex.)

Unfortunately, liberal motherfuckers, the federal courts and the Eighth Amendment all appear to have problems with my preferred methods of dispatching those who have wronged society. Accordingly, I went with the least controversial method available. But I’d really rather see someone eaten by a lion.

2) Don’t knock it ’till you try it. Mrs. Villain might might like it, too.

Just sayin’.

As to the president’s loyalty to his idiotic staff, I thought for the longest time that he came by it honestly. His father was, after all, loyal to a fault to his underlings and that was something he always faulted Reagan for not being. Even Nancy Reagan later came to admire Bush 41’s loyalty.

However, I’m starting to suspect something a little more sinister. If we’re in agreement that people like Gonzales are too brain-damaged to pull off the conspiracies of which they’re accused, it stands to reason that you keep them closer lest they prematurely spill the beans.

It seems pretty obvious that the US Attorney firings came from the office of Karl Rove. And while the Plame game was initiated by Scooter, I’m virtually certain that it was stage managed by Rove. This is why Scooter kept insisting that he was a scapegoat during his trial. Those kind of things are certainly in keeping with Rove’s pre-White House tactics.

The biggest danger in any conspiracy is to keep the people at the bottom from eating their way up. Nixon learned this the hard way. With Rove gone, we may find out that Scooter and Alberto are modern James McCords with narrower lapels.

We’ll find out soon enough, I suppose.



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