Synapses Not Firing

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is off to a slow start this morning. His brain doesn’t seem to want to focus on anything. (So it seems.) But even with a slow brain he thinks of his minions and their need to read something…

First off… What the hell is wrong with you all? Your Maximum Leader knows that you all are busy with your lives and all. And he knows that you might be torn by the wide-ranging choices you have available to you… But really now, just go and vote for the Hatemongers. If you don’t there is no telling what will happen to “Chip.” Those salacious photos of Chip “fending off” the “advances” of Wonkette will surely be made public if you don’t go and vote for the Hatemongers right away. Your Maximum Leader knows that the competition in that category is stiff. Indeed, he is a regular reader of many of the sites nominated. But he isn’t going to take the wussy “Awww… They should all win something.” approach. Your Maximum Leader is an honorary Hatemonger! And that means something to him. Go vote! Your Maximum Leader has already voted 5 times today for the Hatemongers… You should do the same.

Secondly, if you’ve not read Outer Life recently your Maximum Leader highly recommends this post.

And lastly… If you have a subject upon which you would like your Maximum Leader to expound… Please feel free to suggest it.

Carry on.

12 Comments
sadie said:

That suggestion I made….yesterday. That would be an excellent topic to discuss, no?



Kevin Kim said:

KEVIN (to Mike’s synapses, while doing CPR):

Live, damn you! LIVE!

K



Brian B said:

You could review someone else’s blgo, maybe, oh, say, a soup recipe entry or something?



sadie said:

Or you could discuss whetherfeminism is still necessary in the U.S.

That could be interesting.



Kevin Kim said:

Is feminism still necessary?!?

As long as there remains even the faintest whiff of injustice in our fair land, men as well as women must give the rallying cry:

“Je prendrai un intér‚àö‚Ñ¢t personnel à te lécher les nichons!”

…which of course translates as, “Men are not free as long as women remain oppressed!”

Kevin



Brian B said:

Suckup.



Kevin Kim said:

Suckup– quite literally, as the French sentence I wrote actually says, “I shall take a personal interest in licking your tits.”

Feminism = loving women, right?

To be more of a suckup, I should’ve used the verb “sucer”– to suck– instead of “lécher,” to lick (the verb from which the English noun “lecher” comes).

Kevin



Brian B said:

So whenever you say anything in French, from now on I’m pasting it into Babelfish. Trust but verify.



MoK said:

Awright, awready, {whiny mode}Mr. Iiiii-pod! {/whiny mode} :-)
D’oh! No kiddin’ he’s down in the polls. I was only #280. D’oh! Sorry… once again, I’m lame-Mo :o/



MoK said:

[muttering] damn,-only-meant-to-say-”d’oh”-once-now-i-feel-like-a-nerd-hell-i- am-one.

(I’m typing, and I can’t shaddup!)

[[[D’OH!!]]



Brian B said:

MoK,

NaDruWritNi was a while ago.



MoK said:

Dear Brian,

Touché! :-D



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