Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads on the new wire (yesterday actually) that Vatican archeologists digging under the Church of St Paul Outside the Walls in Rome believe they may have found the tomb of Saint Paul.

Your Maximum Leader will have to admit a few things… First off, when he first read this piece he didn’t catch that the archeologists were digging at St Paul Outside the Walls. Your Maximum Leader thought they were actually digging in the Vatican itself. Your Maximum Leader thought the prospect of both Saints Peter and Paul being buried near each other was pretty interesting. Of course… Your Maximum Leader re-read the article and discovered he was wrong.

The second thing he thought was this… How amazing that they are digging in these great churches and finding such amazing stuff! Next thing you know they will find the sarcophagus of Mary Magdalene under the Roslyn Chapel in Scotland…

Carry on.