December 21st, 2005
Sorta Like Passing A Bowling Ball…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is a father three times over. (Or should he say a father of three that he acknowledges… Heh.) His second and third children (Villainette #2 and the Wee Villain) were both born “naturally” (aka: vaginally). They were both fairly large kids. (9lbs 6oz and 9lb 3oz respectively.) And for both deliveries Mrs. Villain had no painkillers. Watching your (big) children being born and knowing your wife isn’t using anything to dull the pain is a pretty uncomfortable thing. Having stated that please allow him to enter this news item into the record with no further comment.

Oklahoma Woman Delivers 14lb Baby.

Okay… Your Maximum Leader will make one more comment… He’ll just assume that our very dear Sadie is not in any way connected to this story.

Carry on.

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6 Comments
Brian B said:

Delivering vaginally? According to The Feared Redhead, you only need to know one word:

Epidural.

‘Nuff said.

21.12.05 um 1:05 pm


MoK said:

I’m reminded of the delivery scene in “Mad About You”…
“That window [for the epidural] is closed, dear.”

“OPEN IT!! BREAK IT OPEN!”

Dayam. Well, at least the 14 pounder was born C-section.

I am forever scared from having babies after reading “Noah’s Birth Story” on amalah’s blog. Heck, it would be unfair of me not to share. It’s your choice as to whether you want to read it or not. ;-) http://www.amalah.com/amalah/2005/10/noahs_birth_sto.html
(It’s actually a beautiful story.)

Indeed, I congratulate you and the Mrs. on the three villainettes. (Smallholder, you rock, girl!!!)

21.12.05 um 2:39 pm


sadie said:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

21.12.05 um 3:13 pm


Kevin Kim said:

I’ve shat bigger.

Kevin

22.12.05 um 2:47 pm


MoK said:

You’re just *begging* for “Fat Bastard” jokes, aren’t you, Kevin?
;-D

22.12.05 um 7:33 pm


Kevin Kim said:

Just gimme yer baby.

Kevin

22.12.05 um 7:44 pm


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