Scattershot thoughts

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has survived the holiday and he hopes you have as well. He feels particularly fat and slothlike. He’ll need to get out and exercise or something to try and counteract the urge to remain idle…

Apparently the sloth affecting your Maximum Leader is keeping him from writing a full blog post. So he’ll give you some banalities to occupy this space…

With some of the oysters left over from Thanksgiving your Maximum Leader made “angels on horseback” to have with dinner last night. They were a big hit. The kids kept trying to figure out if the oysters were the angels or if the bacon was. Tough call that one.

Your Maximum Leader must admit a certain fascination with the whole State Dinner crasher story. He’s not interested in the couple per se. Indeed, he couldn’t care at all about them personally. He is interested to know how exactly they got in. It continues to boggle your Maximum Leader’s mind. He’s attended presidential functions both at the White House and away from the White House. He knows that security isn’t perfect (certainly not away from the White House). But you figure that one would have to do more than just show up in a tux and act upset when your name isn’t on the guest list and act your way in. Your Maxium Leader is curious to learn how this happened and who is going to lose their job over it…

Your Maximum Leader thinks that Mrs Villain got him a Blu-Ray player for Christmas… That is a very exciting prospect. But it also means that he may have to get a new tv. His 46″ Sony HDTV is a rear projection job and doesn’t have an HDMI jack on the back. He suspects that he’ll live with the standard component connection for a while… But the urge to upgrade will be strong…

A close friend of your Maximum Leader and Mrs Villain will be getting married in March. It is likely that they will be celebrating the joyous day in Key West, FL. Your Maximum Leader and Mrs Villain are excited to go. But last night your Maximum Leader realized that March in Key West is sort of spring break time… Hummm… That adds an interesting (and often drunken) wrinkle to this trip.

Your Maximum Leader has been getting headaches with some regularity over the past 10 days. He thinks that the problem are his glasses. It has been about two years since his prescription has been adjusted… It might be time.

Your Maximum Leader wonders if a healthcare bill will actually get passed before the 2010 elections. He is beginning to doubt it. That is a good think all in all. If some bill must be passed he hopes it will be a stripped down one containing some insurance company reform and perhaps some minor tort reform. He realizes that such a bill is highly unlikely; but he hopes nonetheless.

What is up with Dubai? Your Maximum Leader isn’t sure if he should be concerned, worried, really worried or start to go crazy over what is going on with Dubai missing their loan payments. It seems like it isn’t a good thing no matter how you look at it.

Your Maximum Leader is also thinking about buying another turkey and cooking it up this weekend. He has left over gravy and needs to put it on something…

Carry on.

1 Comment »
Maggie said:

Just barely acquainted with Selahi, the guy who crashed the party with his wife. Many years ago, when Selahi was a lot thinner, went out to his Oasis Winery in Hume to see if it was a good sight for an alumni event. What he has or had there is/was absolutely beautiful! Excellent tasting center on top of a hill. Tasting Center had a full range of his wines, plus refrigerator cases of anything else cold you wanted to drink, and a deli counter to soothe whatever appetite you had! You could do all of this inside the Tasting Center or outside on one of the multi level patios, all of this overlooking a greensward of goodly dimension set up for family picnics, volleyball, etc. and a little lake. Across the lake were the vineyards going up the slope and fading into the Blue Ridge. He also often had live music at the Tasting Center. There was also a very lovely but rather modest and secluded private home on site, low slung with a goodly overhang, very reminiscent of something Tuscan. That place was a winner! I still see Oasis wine from time to time on store shelves. He was at the time just engaged to Micheale who struck me as totally anorexic. Ten to one he has been to the White House before and either his face or his name is recognizable. I say that because he managed to leave the WH without being detected. Further, this was a night when at least 50% of the guest list were names from the Middle East and to deny entrance to anyone middle eastern and in a tux accesorized with arm candy was possibly a bad idea. Plus like so many things at the WH, the entry points are not technologically up to par. These points often have one light bulb and a dim one at that. Have not been back to Oasis in a looooong time but it seems that Selahi has turned out to be a “high flyer”, namely someone who dreams big and never puts even so much as a big toe in reality. Too bad. Some of his ideas are actually good, but after he thinks up something he turns it over to someone else to do all the hard work. He’s really an exhibitionist and so is she.

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