Mayor Kilpatrick

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has only been following in the most casual way the trials of Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. He really doesn’t care. In fact, he is glad that a mayor other than the one in DC has been acting badly. (That affair by Villaragosa in LA isn’t really bad enough for your Maximum Leader to care.)

So… Your Maximum Leader must ask now that Kwame is jailed

Will Kwame be the beyotch or will he have a beyotch?

Your Maximum Leader guesses that since he is not in the “general” population he will likely have one if he wants one. But if he was in the general… Oh yeah… He would be need to find himself some rouge and hose…

Carry on.


The PGA Championship is being played just north of Detroit at Oakland Hills this week. Players and fans from all over the world are here. Imagine them reading this morning’s five-inch high, two-word headline in the Detroit News: “BEHIND BARS!”

Now they know what the Zimbabwe of the Midwest is all about.

Loved this tee-shirt I saw at the PGA yesterday: Obama and Kilpatrick 2008.

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