Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maixmum Leader is feeling funky today. Mrs Villain is feeling more funky today. Why? Hokie losing to the Jayhawks last night.
That sucked. It was a competitive game (overall). But really the Hokies beat themselves. Kansas scored most of their point off three turnovers. It was very disappointing.
Carry on.
There’s only one way to defunkify yourself: you must play WAR ON CHRISTMAS and beat my score of 7070 points, a score I attained on my fifth try (and probably won’t attain again)!
I hope I’ve given you something to live and strive for.
And if the above doesn’t help, this might.
Kevin
I played War on Christmas again last night and figured out the secret to a high score: there’s no time limit, so just keep shooting the elves whenever they pop up. This gives you more ammo, and the fact that the flying reindeer starts to go incredibly fast becomes irrelevant: you can spend your time shooting elves, Frosties, and Abominables without trying to kill the deer and pitch Santa into the blender (except every once in a while).
So last night, at a very leisurely pace, I racked up over 12,000 points before I decided to end the game voluntarily.
Kevin
