Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has just gotten a report from the Minister of Agriculture. Both he and Mrs. Smallholder have been blessed with a Smallholder, Jr. Wee Smallholder weighs in a 9 lbs. 6 oz.

Mother and son doing well.

Many congratulations to the whole family.

If you should desire to send a well wishes message to the Smallholder you can either:
1) write him directly: smallholder - at - nakedvillainy.com
or
2) write your Maximum Leader: maxldr-blog - at - yahoo.com
Your Maximum Leader will collect all well wishes and deliver them to his Minister of Agriculture this weekend.

Carry on.