Eternal questions pondered

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was just reading the lastest Badass of the Week entry. It is on the Kraken. Sadly, the Kraken didn’t quite do it for your Maximum Leader. But being in a badass frame of mind he provides you with this eternal question:

Ninjas vs Pirates? Which is more badass?

Well… Ben, the chronicler of all things badass, answers the question here.

Your Maximum Leader has pondered the question and agrees with Ben’s rationale.

Carry on.

Fear and Loathing in Georgetown said:

That analysis is terrible.

Specifically, I object to the assertion that Snake Eyes could massacre a ship full of pirates. It’s completely insane. Snake Eyes wasn’t a really person and pirates were. It’s like saying Superman could kick Henry VIII’s ass. Of course he could.

Poppycock all around. Everybody knows pirates are the biggest badasses.

But the crux of the analysis is that the strength of ninjas is inversely proportional to their number and the strength of pirates is proportional their number. That is the critical point.

I will agree with your Snake Eyes observation. That is a little funky.

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