Cindy Sheehan Makes My Eyes Bleed

Loyal readers of Naked Villainy know that this is not a hot bed of Bush apologists - even the Maximum Leader decided to stop drinking the kool-aid once he realized the profligacy of the Bush administration and Republican Congress.

You humble Smallholder, as you will recall, is a big fan of making terrorists dead dead dead.

He is a big fan of giving anti-American extremists lead poisioning (preferably with 50 caliber delivery systems).

But your humble Smallholder is also a harsh critic of the Bush administration’s blithe disregard of the lessons of history (gee, have we tried Iraqification before? How did that work out?).

My criticisms of the war have been directed at fighting the war more effectively, and/or minimizing the cost to America. I’ll confess that the mismanagement of the war effort is starting to make me wonder if a “win” is possible anymore, no matter how much we redefine victory conditions, but I’m still hopeful that my doubts will be proven to be premature.

Folks like Sheehan piss me off. She is on a narcissistic tour-de-force that does nothing to improve the world. Her historical ignorance is legendary in scope. If Bush is the worst dictator she can think of, I have to conclude that public education failed this particular trollop. It is not criticism of the war that annoys me - it is stupid criticism.

The Volokh Conspiracy reports that Cindy Sheehan is now claiming that she has paid “the ultimate” price for the consitutional democracy that Alito will destroy.

Um, Cindy?

The ultimate price? It refers to laying down your life. Your son knew about that.

What price have you actually paid? I imagine that you have made, or will make, serious moolah with your book deal. You have fawning sychophants massaging your massive messiah/martyr complex. You have prolonged your fifteen minutes of fame beyond all human decency. How exactly have you paid any price?

Actually, that is a serious question. If America is really as repressive and intolerant as you and Mr. Chomsky and Mr. Zinn think, why are you walking around free? Should you have paid the ultimate price for your courageous opposition to the forces of darkness. Seriously, malevolent dictators like Bush, Cheney, and the Haliburton gang ought to have sent the death squads after you.

The fact that you are not mouldering in an unmarked grave gives the lie to yur claims.

The fact that you are not in jail gives the lie to your claims.

Why, oh why, does unreasoning, monomaniacal faith have to replace reasoned discourse in our public life? Why can’t we civilly disagree and ideologically compete in the real world?

I’m not saying that there aren’t monomaniacal idiots on the left. Today is just Cindy’s turn. I’m sure my condemnation just proves that there is a government-fueled conspiracy to hurt Ms. Sheehan.

Bwahahahahaha.

2 Comments
Brian B said:

“gee, have we tried Iraqification before? How did that work out?”

Gee, the fact that a Democaratic-controlled congress cut funding to the RVN to spite Nixon wouldn’t have anything to do with that, would it?

You can’t honestly believe that because the two terms sound the same when rolling off the tongue, they’re the exact same thing, can you?

I’m curious as to how you would define a “win”? What would you expect to see in Iraq before you’d call it a win?



Earl said:

The Maximum Leader is witty, wise and wonderful.
Sheehan claiming to have made “the ultimate sacrifice” is outrageous. But then, isn’t just about anything we’ve heard from her?

Are Germanification and Japanification worthy of note? Seems to me, the fact that we never actually left either of them (they seemed to like our presents.. uh, presence for defense and GI tourist dollars) and that sealed the victory.

A real win in Iraq would be to be welcome to stay as friends. Leaving before radical changes happen in Iran and Syria would constitute abandonment.

Bottom line: If there is ever to be world peace, all societies of the world need to have religious toleration. That Means that Muslims have to allow the presence of Bibles and Buddhas and realize that Muhammad’s words were spoken to his people only and in his time only. Religions, like creatures, must adapt or die.

Peace! (not the kind we had on 9/11)



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