Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was over on Ted’s site. He saw this interesting post at the top of the page. You should click through and read about this amazing discovery. From Ted’s post:

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

Incredible.

Carry on.