Ack! My arteries!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader loves himself some Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Yes he does. He’s never been much of a Dunkin Doughnuts guy. Always Krispy Kreme. When that red “hot” sign is on those original doughnuts are just like little edible orgasms.

Apparently those edible orgasms aren’t good for your arteries… or your sewer pipes. To wit: Fairfax County (VA) is suing Krispy Kreme becuase “grease and other waste” from a KK factory are clogging the county sewers. The county claims that the discharges from the factory were so bad that the local sewer pumping station began to smell like doughnuts.

And a sewage pumping station smelling like doughnuts is a negative how exactly?

Your Maximum Leader is hoping that justice (and little bits of edible heaven) prevail in a court of law.

Carry on.

1 Comment »
Charles said:

I hate to say this, but I find KK donuts absolutely tasteless. I don’t drink coffee, and last I checked Krispy Kreme didn’t serve tea, so I got one of their donuts once with a cup of hot chocolate… and almost died from the sweetness. The next time I went I asked them if they could give me a donut without the frosting. They looked at me a little weird, but gave me the frosting-less donut (they pulled it right off the line, before it went under the hot sugar bath). And when I bit into it, it was like… well, I don’t know. It was kind of like eating slightly chewy air. It had no taste at all, and no real texture to speak of. That was the last time I went to KK.

I told Kevin once that I didn’t like Krispy Kreme donuts, and he looked at me like I had just told him that I had eaten his dog.

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