Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader’s friend FLG told him of a humorous exchange between FLG and a co-worker. Your Maximum Leader asked if he could take a page out of FLG’s own blogging handbook and recount the exchange here… FLG gave his blessing… Here tis:
A Conversation
One of FLG’s co-workers, who is of Indian Decent (CoID), walks up to FLG.
CoID: Do you have a dick?
FLG stops what he is doing and turns around.
FLG: Pardon me.
CoID: Do you have a dick?
FLG: Uh, yes…why?
CoID: How big is it?
FLG: Massive.
CoID: Really? Mine’s rather tiny. How do you clean it?
FLG: With soap.
CoID: Any particular kind?
FLG: Stop for a second. What are you getting at?
CoID: My dick is warped and dirty and I’m trying to fix it.
FLG: Warped? And dirty? I’m afraid of the answer, but please explain.
CoID: It’s warped where the Sun hits it and dirty in the corners.
FLG: Where the Sun hits it?
CoID: Yes. The house blocks some of the sunlight, but where it doesn’t the boards are warped.
FLG: Oh….the boards on your deck!
Okay… Your Maximum Leader doesn’t care who you are… That there will make you smile…
Carry on.
