It was a crazy time at the restaurant. Mr. and Mrs. Angelities ran the best diner in town for decades. Who’d have suspected that after years of (supposedly) happy marriage Mrs. Angelities would catch her husband “with” the new waitress?

I was smoking with the boys upstairs when I heard about the whole affair. “How old is he again?” Jake asked.

“I don’t know. Sixty?” I responded taking a drag on my Marlboro.

I wondered to myself if it was worth it? I concluded that it probably wasn’t; even if the new waitress was pretty hot.